I feel so wanted...

One of my coworkers, BSOM, has been playing with digital signage - displaying changing info on slides on a TV. He was trying a demo of a program, and made some "dummy" slides to test one out and put them on a TV that hangs in our office. One was a wanted poster for yours truly. Evidently, I'm guilty of sneaker pimping, jaywalking, eating the last donut, and crushing a lot.