Gee Oscar, you sure have a nice weiner...

I usually try to eat healthy, so when I buy hot dogs I usually buy the low-fat/fat-free kind - the kind where they cut the fat off the cow asshole before they make it into hot dogs. But I had a free coupon for a pack of Oscar Myer hot dogs (thanks, internet!) and saw these and couldn't pass them up.

They are pretty tasty, and they remind me of the cheese dogs I would occasionally eat as a kid. They also each pack something like 25% of the RDA of saturated fat, so if I keep eating them they will also remind me of being a fat kid who could never find pants that fit.