This box has me all over it!

coworker bsom was about to mail something he sold on eBay in a box that something from work came in when I noticed the writing on the bottom - "Single and Floppy". Presumably it's Engrish to let the people packing items know how much they can fit in the box. But I couldn't help remarking that I am, well, both single and floppy.

Although I have a date tomorrow night, so if things go well maybe at least one of those adjectives could change.